Tzam’s Phonetic Alphabet

Last weekend Tzam unveiled the project he has been working on over the last six months – his own version of the internationally adopted phonetic alphabet.  Tzam believes the current system discriminates against those who are dyslexic, and his proposals seek, in his own words, to ‘cater for those with central and peripheral dyslexii by applying dunce logic’.  Interestingly, Tzam’s efforts appear to reflect some aspects of historically applied phonetic alphaby (traditionally employed by the armed forces – see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ICAO_spelling_alphabet#History).

Tzam hopes to present the proposals below to the Summit Meeting of NATO Heads of State and Government in Lisbon this November.

A – ANDY
B – BARRY
C – CHARLIE
D – DANNY
E – EDDY
F – FREDDY
G – GERRY
H – HARRY
I – IGGY
J – JACKIE
K – KENNY
L – LENNY
M – MICKEY
N – NODDY
O – OLLY
P – PERRY
Q – QUINNY
R – RANDY
S – STEVIE
T – TIMMY
U – URIE
V – VINNY
W – WILLY
X – XAVI
Y – YOGI
Z – ZIZZI

football betting 2

I have been mulling over the intended bets, and myself have been worried about Liverpool.

So I have now placed only a bet on Man City and Sunderland.

football betting

With interest rates low, I intend to gamble most of my savings over the course of the coming football season. I have deposited £10,000 into a gambling account and will be making regular bets over the course of the season. By logging my bets ahead of games each week on the blog readers will be able to track progress and comment on my approach. My target is to return £12,000 by the end of the season - a significant 20% return on my investment.

I will be concentrating purely on the premier league and non-european cup games, as this is the football I know best and will be following closely over the season. My approach is to look for value bets – where I think the bookmaker has mispriced the odds considering a wide range of factors including injuries, tiredness of players and weather. This means I will not expect to win all my bets, but expect my earnings over the course of the season to outweigh my losses. Anybody who follows my actions does so at their own risk.

I have already looked at some of the season long bets on offer this week. The top four finish will be even tighter this season so I plunge into this market with caution. But I think at 4/7 Man City offer tremendous value - yes the team have not had time to gel and looked poor for long periods last season, but they have invested significantly and that quality can carry them through. But it is difficult to ignore the longer odds offered on Liverpool. Liverpool who are 7/4 are capable of a strong season. There can be no doubting that Liverpool underperformed last season, and with Torres, Gerrard and Joe Cole they have bags of attacking quality. Hodgeson should get their defence in order and I believe they are more of a challenge than an Arsenal side who will also have the distraction of the Champions League. I don’t believe Tottenham, Villa, or Everton have the strength or depth to finish fourth. Therefore it is £500 on Man City and £500 on Liverpool, which means:

a loss of £1000 if neither finish in the top 4.

a loss of £214 if Man City finish in the top four, but Liverpool don’t.

a win of £375 if Liverpool finish in the top four, and Man City don’t.

a win of £1160 if both Man City and Liverpool finish in the top 4.

While this might not look like the most desirable spread, with a loss if Liverpool don’t finish in the top 4, it is worth making the point that I treat these as individual bets, but recognise the interactions. That is the approach.

Betting on who will and won’t finish in the top half is also an interesting market. While the top 8 teams stand out clearly (Man United, Man City, Chelsea, Liverpool, Arsenal, Tottenham, Everton, and Aston Villa)  the next 2 spots are a close fight between the likes of Birmingham, Sunderland, Fulham and Blackburn. While Sunderland finished only 13th last season, I think they offer the best value to finish in the top 10 at 13/8 as they have a strong squad with a few new additions, and solid existing players like Bent, Malbranque, Richardson, and Fraser Campbell. I was tempted to bet on Stoke to finish in the bottom 10 at 1/4, but have opted against it purely because they do seems to be in the market for signings and the Brittania will remain a fortress. So £500 on Sunderland to finish in the top 10.

That is my lot for this week. I haven’t been tempted at the relegation betting as of yet.

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The People Above The Priests Fantasy Football League

The 14th of August hails the start of the Premier League Season, and also the first day of thepeopleabovethepriests.co.uk fantasy football league. The number of teams has more than doubled from last season; and the league will be more competitive than ever with some very astute players now competing. The following is a quick break down of the league, its members in order of their performance last season.

Player:Dan Strudwick Last Seasons Score:2344 Supported Team: Chelsea

Haz and Alex’s mate from Birmingham Uni. By far and away the highest scorer of last season, and has scored over the benchmark 2000 points for three years running. Works within the Sports betting industry and so is in a good position to make accurate decisions. 

Player: Rogan Josh Last Seasons Score: 2230 S upported Team: Spurs

High score in terms of points last season, but was not entered in this league. Very different personality to his brother Saminda (and more points). Kept a backbone of players through the season, which included several Spurs players. If Spurs fail to produce will this be his undoing? Expect to his sibling rivalry heat up over the course of the season.

Player: Alex Yates Last Seasons Score: 2173 Supported Team: Wolves

Co- author of thepeopleabovethepriests.co.uk .Last seasons champion of thepeopleabovethepriests.co.uk fantasy football league and RAF Stanbridge League. Finished 4th in World Cup Fantasy Football, but only 6 points off top. Likes to have combination of the most expensive players and cheapest players on the game.

Player: David Willis Last Seasons Score: 2140 Supported Team: Newcastle

Works at RAF Stanbridge; On going feud with his brother Ian means that he fought right up to the last and finished second in the RAF Stanbridge league; a few points ahead of his brother, local simpleton Ian. Posted some big weekly scores last season, particularly when Torres his form. Struggled a bit when big names like Drogba, Torres and Rooney hit mid season indifferent form. Strong contender for the football experience prize that will go to the winner of the league.

Player: Ian Willis Last Seasons Score: 2110 Supported team: Pompey

Also works (between the hours of 1030-1600hrs).Third in last years in RAF Stanbridge league; leaving his charge far too late. Solid performer and genuine contender for the prize. Expect to see value spread out through the team with the likes of Gareth Bale, Dunne and Saha regular choices for Ian.

Player: Gary Smith Last Seasons Score: 2037 Supported team: Liverpool

 In the RAF, Gary is similar to Villa in that he starts the season strongly but then goes missing (usually Skiing!) around the crucial Christmas period when the games come thick and fast. 3rd place; and only 5 points off top in the World Cup Fantasy Football. The nearly man of Fantasy Football as over the past few years has been up at the top but not close enough to mount a serious challenge. Expect to see Gerrard, Torres, Fabregas and Milner in his team.

Player: Chris Finch Last Seasons Score: 2000 Supported Team: Man Utd

Alex’s Brother in law; Broke the benchmark 2000 point mark last season and posted some very high weekly scores last season, but also some sub 50 point weeks which meant he was just out the title race. Was equally disgusted by Saminda’s ‘toy’s out the pram moment’. Expect to see Rooney, Lampard and Fabregas supplemented by the likes of Saha and Rodellega.

Player: Al Foster Last Seasons Score: 1872 Supported Team: Chelski

Ageing RAF Engineer; Good Fantasy Football pedigree as he won RAF Stanbridge League 2008/9 and Fantasy World Cup (only due to Howard Webb giving out more cards than Clintons). However, he struggled with the change from Telegraph to Official Premier League game, hence last season’s relatively poor performance. Expect to see Lampard in all season.

Player: Chris Pegram Last Seasons Score: 1829 Supported Team: Villa

 Mascerades as an RAF Officer but actual output includes losing money on shares and buying his next over priced car; Started last season a couple of weeks late and made steady progress up the RAF Stanbridge League after that to finish towards the top end of mid table. Consistent performer although he tends to pick form players rather than going with his gut. Expect to see Milner, Agbonlahor and Dunn in his team all season.

Player: Saminda Tendulkar Last Seasons Score: 1848 Supported Team: Spurs

Co-Author of thepeopleabovethepriests.co.uk; Started off well last season when Spurs were doing well then shockingly stopped playing when it looked unlikely that he was going to win. If he can keep his heavy periods in check then he might be up there. Another one with the Spurs blinkers on, I will be surprised if he has any less than three spurs players in from the start.

Player: Andy Knaggs Last Seasons Score: 1782 Supported Team: Leeds

RAF Officer; Just wants to beat his wife. Posted his highest score last season and finished outside the top million players. Expects to see Phil Jagielka, he likes him a little too much if you ask me.

Player: Craig Percival Last Seasons Score: 1738 Supported Team: Spurs

Another RAF Officer; Possible dark horse as he didn’t have a competitive league to compete in last season. Expect to see Gareth Bale, Aaron Lennon and Jermaine Defoe in his team for the whole season!

Player: Harry ‘ HBK’ Barton Last Seasons Score: 1300 Supported Team: Man Utd

Co –author of thepeopleabovethepriests.co.uk; Setup his team last season and did not change it partly due to lack of understanding of game format and mainly due to laziness. Hence why last season Haz started with Jamie Carragher as captain for every game season. Expect to see more of an effort along with some left of centre team selections, for instance Fabio.

Player: Jono Drysdale Last Seasons Score: N/A Supported Team: Pompey

In the RAF and big footy fan; No previous form as he played the Telegraph game up to now. The game is very different with more on an emphasis on squad management. The question is he can he make the transition? I don’t know.

Player: Billy Ringstead Last Season Score: N/A Supported Team: Liverpool

Long time servant of RAF; Another virgin to the game but seems keen. Expect to see the Liverpool blinkers on so Johnson, Gerrard and Torres would be my guess.

Player: Anti Sam Last Seasons Score: n/a Supported Team: Arsenal

Saminda’s arch enemy; expect to see his team all the players that Saminda has been in relationship with. Also David Bentley as Captain.

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Premier League Wish List

The following is a list of things I would like to see next season:

1. Penalties given against the top teams

2. The FA Punishing one of the top teams

3. West Ham to struggle as I love hearing their fans complain. They still think they are as big as when Bobby Moore was playing. WAKE UP! You hav Anton Ferdinand at centre back!

4. Man City to finish outside the top six. I dont think they will but I cannot support the shameless way they have tried to buy success.

5. Blackpool Away! What an away game to go to, complete with old school stadium.  Pull on your shell suit, grow a mullet and you are back in the 1980′s.

6. Players to keep their kids indoors. Recent seasons have seen the Champions elect bring their kids on the pitch. The likes of Frank Lamapard parading their young relatives around. Leave them at home, we are not interested.

7. Wigan to get relegated. Any team that cannot their avergae gate above 16,ooo in the Premier League is a joke.  Considering most teams travel with around 4,000 that means they provide 12,000 a week.

8. Wayne Rooney to score a goal from outside the box.  A grand total of 0% of his goals were scored from outsid the 18 yard box last season. Poor show.

9. David Bentley not to play. Is he the most overated and overpaid player in the Premier League? Yes

10. New top four? One of the stories of this season for me will be whether an ageing Chelsea and Man Utd Squad, along with an Arsenal side that looks short of strikers can fend off Man City, Villa, Spurs, Everton and Liverpool. The opportunity is there for one of these teams.

Top 10 Moves Tottenham Must Make to Compete

I don’t like making a habit of promoting other blogs, but I found this quite amusing, particularly how the author refers to ‘the’ Tottenham Hotspurs (think he might be getting confused with a certain San Antonio basketball team).  I’d be interested to hear the views of any Spurs fans reading…

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/414594-top-10-moves-tottenham-must-make-to-compete-in-the-champions-league

Official Statement from the people above the priests

This statement is in response to recent claims by certain elements of the readership of this blog.

The individual known to the readership (who for privacy reasons has had his name blanked out in places to avoid google searches) as S*m DOES exist. He is not an urban legend or a figment of Haz or Alex’s imagination.

There have been several sightings of him over the past few weeks. This including several  in the village of Rothbury near Newcastle. These are unconfirmed. Other rumours include that he is acting as an agent for a number of the North Korean World Cup football squad.

Any sightings of this elusive individual would be more than welcome as we try to build up a picture of his movements

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