This statement is in response to recent claims by certain elements of the readership of this blog.
The individual known to the readership (who for privacy reasons has had his name blanked out in places to avoid google searches) as S*m DOES exist. He is not an urban legend or a figment of Haz or Alex’s imagination.
There have been several sightings of him over the past few weeks. This including several in the village of Rothbury near Newcastle. These are unconfirmed. Other rumours include that he is acting as an agent for a number of the North Korean World Cup football squad.
Any sightings of this elusive individual would be more than welcome as we try to build up a picture of his movements